Er.Mahesh Thapa Magar

Humorous Education………. Mahesh Thapa Magar....... FUNNY Mathematics: *Our teacher taught like this:* Lim 5x+3 = ∞ so, Lim 5x+3 = ∪- x->8 8x-64 x->5 8x-40 *Theorem:1.Prove,log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0 proved….. *Theorem:2.Prove,3=4 Proof: Suppose:a+b=c ,This can br written as: 4a-3a+4b-3b=4c-3c After rearranging,4a+4b-4c=3a+3b-3c Taking the constants common:4(a+b-c)=3(a+b-c) Cancelling the same terms at LS and RS,we get 4=3……….Proved *Theorem:3.Prove ,Pass= Fail *Expand:(a+b)^n Proof: Sol: (a+b)n Pass=No fail…………(1) =(a + b)^n No pass=fail…………(2) =(a + b)^n Addin...

1.At the moveis when you meet friends. Q:Hey what are you doing here? A:Well,its so hot there were no cools labs so I thought I'd watch some advertisement in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2.When yousee friend with evidently shorter hair. Q.Hey have you had a hair cut? A:No its autumn and I'm shelding. 3.At the dentist when he's stickking pointed objects in mouth. Q:Tell one if it hurts. A:And while I'm telling you ,you tell me if I bite. 4.You are smoking a ciggerete and a cute woman asks, Q:Oh',so you smoke. A:No,its a miracle it was chalk and now it is in flames. 5.Q:Why did it take ten sardars to nail a pin in the wall? A:Simple.....One to hold the pin and rest to push the wall. 7.When you are awakened at midnight by a phone call. Q:Sorry,were you sleeping? A:No,I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salam Malic was beating with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think? 8.What a mathematics? Q:Prove, ...