1.At the moveis when you meet friends. Q:Hey what are you doing here? A:Well,its so hot there were no cools labs so I thought I'd watch some advertisement in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2.When yousee friend with evidently shorter hair. Q.Hey have you had a hair cut? A:No its autumn and I'm shelding. 3.At the dentist when he's stickking pointed objects in mouth. Q:Tell one if it hurts. A:And while I'm telling you ,you tell me if I bite. 4.You are smoking a ciggerete and a cute woman asks, Q:Oh',so you smoke. A:No,its a miracle it was chalk and now it is in flames. 5.Q:Why did it take ten sardars to nail a pin in the wall? A:Simple.....One to hold the pin and rest to push the wall. 7.When you are awakened at midnight by a phone call. Q:Sorry,were you sleeping? A:No,I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salam Malic was beating with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think? 8.What a mathematics? Q:Prove,