Er.Mahesh Thapa Magar

Humorous Education………. Mahesh Thapa Magar....... FUNNY Mathematics: *Our teacher taught like this:* Lim 5x+3 = ∞ so, Lim 5x+3 = ∪- x->8 8x-64 x->5 8x-40 *Theorem:1.Prove,log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0 proved….. *Theorem:2.Prove,3=4 Proof: Suppose:a+b=c ,This can br written as: 4a-3a+4b-3b=4c-3c After rearranging,4a+4b-4c=3a+3b-3c Taking the constants common:4(a+b-c)=3(a+b-c) Cancelling the same terms at LS and RS,we get 4=3……….Proved *Theorem:3.Prove ,Pass= Fail *Expand:(a+b)^n Proof: Sol: (a+b)n Pass=No fail…………(1) =(a + b)^n No pass=fail…………(2) =(a + b)^n Addin...

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Wake up Nepalese end look around Is there any some? War,bomb blast,cries and suffering There are all that we are hearing People are running after power and posiion No one cares about the destruction We are longing for the peace and security But people are busy with thier own prosperity What is the feeling of fraternity? People are lossing the sense of humanity Citizen are scares to speak out Is this what democracy is all about? We are supposed to be going up the hill not Going down of it. But we are degrading everyday bit by bit. Wake up Nepalese,its high time we raise The flag of non-violence,liberty and equality Lets put our hands together and fight for tranquility. Nepalese please donot think what nation gives you But always think what can you give to the nation??????,,.... Note:(2nd prize winner-inter house poem recitation competition 2063,By Mahesh)

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1.At the moveis when you meet friends. Q:Hey what are you doing here? A:Well,its so hot there were no cools labs so I thought I'd watch some advertisement in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2.When yousee friend with evidently shorter hair. Q.Hey have you had a hair cut? A:No its autumn and I'm shelding. 3.At the dentist when he's stickking pointed objects in mouth. Q:Tell one if it hurts. A:And while I'm telling you ,you tell me if I bite. 4.You are smoking a ciggerete and a cute woman asks, Q:Oh',so you smoke. A:No,its a miracle it was chalk and now it is in flames. 5.Q:Why did it take ten sardars to nail a pin in the wall? A:Simple.....One to hold the pin and rest to push the wall. 7.When you are awakened at midnight by a phone call. Q:Sorry,were you sleeping? A:No,I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salam Malic was beating with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think? 8.What a mathematics? Q:Prove, ...